Sunday, 22 December 2013


I was told this one by a waiter the other night.

An aussie flies into Montreal, spends the night in a hotel then the next morning sets off down the highway on the wrong side of the road. Soon a motorcycle cop pulls him over and angrily asks, "Why are you on the left, did you come here to die?"

To which the aussie promptly replies, "nah mate, I flew in yesterday".

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